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Volume X Issue IV February 4, 2004 Classic MQ: Spll Checkng By Micrrosft Word
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“They were probably working on it, these Gypsy grifters with improper tools: no technical knowledge, no understanding of reverse engineering.” — Wall-E, upon discovering an Apple product
UC SAN DIEGO
Paxil Adopts New Spokesperson
Peter North Purchases Watermelon
Wile E. Coyote Throws In the Towel

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IN BRIEF

Pseudocidal Girl Miffed at Lack of Livejournal Comments

ERC Sophomore Jenni Bronte, who isn't contemplating suicide but knows what it feels like to, was upset at the lack of comments her latest Livejournal post received. "It was a haiku," she said, " 'Screaming in the black pitch / Feel so much self-mutilation pain in the void / My mother is an alcoholic bitch'. I haven’t gotten a single comment in two days. And xmirrormyheartx just posted a picture of bloody razor blades and got like fifty comments already. Nobody here knows art when they see it." Added Bronte, "Haikus are hard."

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