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Volume X Issue I September 29, 2003 Classic MQ: Swedish Propaganda
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NEWS
IN BRIEF

Pipe Unpacked, Packed

At 3:36 pm this Sunday, Muir sophomore Jeremy Hall unpacked his hand-blown hash pipe only to then pack it moments later. Sources inside the apartment were surprised by the speed with which Hall unpacked and packed the “piece.” “When I saw Jeremy unpacking his shit, I was like, ‘I’m outie, braw,’ but then he unpacked [the pipe] and then I was like, ‘Hey, dude!’” reported Hall’s roommate Spencer Straw. Hall has frequently made comments about the hygiene of the pipe, stressing that his roommate “had better keep his drool off.”

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