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Volume X Issue I September 29, 2003 Classic MQ: For Us, By Us
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Far Dahlius Gronum
Staff Writer

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Freaky Goth Kid Laments Approach of Halloween

High school attention-seeker Harris Tarlton expressed dismay and apprehension towards the quickly approaching Halloween festivities, dreading the inevitable inability to blend in on the holiday. “It’s not a costume,” Tarlton explained. “It’s a lifestyle. My dyed-black hair and trench coat obviously reflect the blackness of my soul.” However, Tarlton plans to express the little enthusiasm he does harbor for the holiday by adding fangs and blood-colored eyeliner dripping down his cheeks to his creepy getup.

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