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Last weekend, area man Eric Tam was arrested and fined for pitching his tent in a public area and now stands on trial for indecent exposure.
“It all started after Mr. Tam arrived at our campground and began to pitch his tent in the middle of our visitors center,” arresting officer Chris Schmidt explained. “Normally, we have to deal with a few of these issues every year, but this particular tent was so large that it was beginning to interfere with the activities of our other visitors.”
Eyewitnesses also report that after Tam’s tent was pitched, he failed to close his fly, allowing passersby to see every detail of his tent. “It was horrible, really. I took my children camping so they could experience some nature in their lives, but that was really just too much. I can’t even think about it,” stated mother of three and first-hand viewer Elena Hanning.
No reports have surfaced as to whether or not Tam remembered to pack his sleeping bag.
