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Earlier this month the Lumiere brothers screened ten short performances they had photographed on a startling new device they call the “cinematograph.”
“We have captured their image as well as their souls,” declared Auguste Lumiere after the screening, in which he had filmed those in the audience. “And now we have all yours as well!”
Critical review of the material is mixed. “This cinematograph is interesting in that it captures moving pictures, but I am not as enthusiastic for its ability to steal one’s essence,” noted columnist Tomas Klindfeld.