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According to a Reuters report, Mariah Yeater was heard blasting Justin Bieber’s song “Baby” to her 3-month-old baby at her house late Monday night when reporters knocked on her door to ask about the loud music and the fact that she dropped her case against the teen superstar. The new mother responded, “Just because Justin Bieber does not want to accept the responsibility for fathering my beautiful baby boy doesn’t mean I don’t still like his music.”
When asked about her history of mental conditions and criminal activity, Yeater invited reporters in and promptly produced her private journal. According to the journal, Yeater has a plan to file multiple paternity tests against celebrities within a six month period. Some of the celebrities on the list include Usher, T- Pain, Martin Scorsese, Matthew McConaughey, Barack Obama, and Lady Gaga. When questioned about her motives, she stated that she has come within fifty feet of all of these celebrities, and therefore they are all viable candidates in the search for her baby’s father.
